on the bus to uni today i saw a fuckin matthew morrison ad? like hes coming to sing glee and broadway songs? is that what hes been doing??

beheeyem:

kafukafuura1917:

hate it when you go outside and Society is happening :/

deatheatspicklechips:

uppestoftownchics:

tastefullyoffensive:

(via tigerleli)

The balls to try and pull that off with the professor of criminology, though.

You can tell which one’s really from a professor because the fake one has that professional sign off and the real ones end in “Sent from my iPhone”

ensyme:

forgiv me lord but i’m back on my bollocks innit..

hey has anyone ever seen someone drink from a water fountain without letting any of the water fall from their mouth? is that possible?

sailorbrazil:

wish i could crush this and snort it

im goin to vegas in like 3 weeks nd idk how i feeeel

mmmm kinda mighta ruined another friendship cos i knew this person likes me and i made out with them anyway just as a like a cheeky drunk gag nd i missed kissin

buttermilf:

2019 let’s all go dickless

it’s 2019 ya’ll better be DL!!